The courier turned out to be a fool, it wasn't hard to convince him to get his dick

And my sister didn't lie — you have a big dick. How do you fuck?

On the first date, I drank wine, and I was like, "Oh, make me cum, I'm not myself

Fuck harder, only dick will relieve the stress of failing a test

I'm sitting here and you're jerking off? You can't come without a brother's dick anyway

Thought his wife was faithful, but put on a hidden camera and bummed out

A little wine for the humble animator and she's already screaming from orgasm